Our Birth Story

Here she is – our new daughter! Here’s Her Birthday Vlog Recap! My Last Pregnant Meal There I am stuffing my face with Golden Grahams Sunday night two weeks ago, not suspecting I would go into labor three hours later after a very good nap. Turning A Breech Baby We didn’t have any ultrasounds done […]

Cutest Baby Room Ever!

Yeah, I said it. My mother-in-law hand painted a safari theme for us. Here’s a walk through: An Elephant Greets You: We got that little lion rocker as a Giggle Gift! There are so many cute ones: A Crane Goes after a Critter: A Tree Grows Over the Dresser: That was our first dresser and […]

Pregnancy Leg Cramps, Doggie Love, and Things to Not See in the Mirror

Oh the joys of pregnancy and all the TMIs that go with it. I won’t go into detail about how I made the mistake of getting a hand mirror and… well, nevermind. It’s not pretty. But I will go into detail about these god awful pregnancy leg cramps. When I’m up from 10pm to 2am […]

Pregnancy and Disappearing Feet

Being pregnant is fun, you learn new tricks like disappearing feet. First I could see my feet Then only my toes Then only the floor Now look at this belly! (and the sneak peek at the cutest Safari baby room ever!) We’re not even in the third trimester yet. I haven’t gained anything anywhere else, […]

I am pregnant, therefore I pee

Holy freak balls, haven’t done an update in a bit because I was sick. Damn that damn cold. Hope you didn’t get it. Last time I posted this baby girl was a little smaller, now she’s practicing gymnastics and bouncing all over the place at 22 weeks —>> Peeing Problems Having a cold while pregnant […]

Baby Loading, Please Wait…

We’re almost halfway through this wonderful and wild belly trip. Oh my! I love being pregnant in the winter. Why? Because I am warm! I just starting to feel this little girl punch and kick at me too, it’s like a distant popcorn machine. I Breathe, So Therefore I Pee The peeing never stops. I […]

17 Weeks and Counting Booze Bottles

Okay, so I’m a week behind in sharing weekly photos. I’m just preparing for all of my time to be taken anyway! This is 16 weeks, I’m not at 17 weeks – so she’s a bit bigger. Oh, did I tell you? It’s a girl.  My husband got so tearyeyed and excited and then started […]

Weekly Belly Pic and Butterfly Wings

We are officially into the 2nd trimester which makes everyone go oooh ahhh, you’ve gotten past the scary place. So here we are. We heard the heartbeat yesterday which was totally surreal and adorable. This whole process has been super fun, even the farting and puking and weird cravings. The good thing about being at […]

Hey Baby, is that a Penis or a Leg?

Our little one now looks like a baby instead of a lentil with a heartbeat! The midwives and doctors only see you about once a month in the beginning, then they see you every week in the 3rd trimester. I am FINALLY not puking and falling asleep mid-conversation since I am moments away from the […]

Toxic Poo Poo, Sitting in Pee, and Puking at Panera’s

So I went on the road with my husband for the weekend. One stop was in Rochester to raise money for the Planned Parenthood that runs all the Rape Crisis Centers too – yay. That went fabulously. Thanks be to God that what came next waited until after the event was over. We drove to […]