Hey Baby, is that a Penis or a Leg?

Our little one now looks like a baby instead of a lentil with a heartbeat! The midwives and doctors only see you about once a month in the beginning, then they see you every week in the 3rd trimester. I am FINALLY not puking and falling asleep mid-conversation since I am moments away from the […]

Toxic Poo Poo, Sitting in Pee, and Puking at Panera’s

So I went on the road with my husband for the weekend. One stop was in Rochester to raise money for the Planned Parenthood that runs all the Rape Crisis Centers too – yay. That went fabulously. Thanks be to God that what came next waited until after the event was over. We drove to […]

Sure Hope Our Baby Has a Butthole

Being pregnant means other women who have been down this path before you tell you EVERYTHING! And wow, the things they tell. Here are Some of the Wonderful Things Women Have Told Me: You never know what can go wrong.  Our son was born without a butthole. But it has worked out. They were able […]

You Know You’re Pregnant When You Cry and then Puke

Well, the digital tests confirm it and the blood tests backed that up. I am definitely pregnant. Now I get to really experience all that comes with that. Crying Over Country I was simply telling my family about these country songs I heard on the radio on the way to the store. I started crying […]

Acupuncture and the Instead Cup for Pregnancy

I knew getting stuck by something got you pregnant – but needles? Yes needles, as in acupuncture. Did that Jewish doctor practicing Chinese medicine get me pregnant? Well, he didn’t, but he sure contributed. Acupuncture for Fertility We were told that due to our age, especially mine – whopping 40 – we should really do […]