The Pros and Cons of Why Gambling Sucks Balls

  So that IUI was a no go. WTF.  I hate everyone. But I had ALL the Symptoms The thing that annoys the hell out of me is that I had ALL of the symptoms. Tired to the 100th degree. Sore boobs. Farting like a sick goat – OMG! Spacey. Horney. Strange food aversions. Could […]

Now We Wait…

Okay, so that little Clomid dose caused not one of my regular cycles, but FOUR eggs to show up. Party in the tubes. Shoot Yourself Up First The doctor looked at the ultrasound on Friday and told us to do the HCG shot Saturday night and come in Monday morning for the IUI. Fun. The […]

Following the Sperm Tale

I know you’re dying to know what happened with the sperm, right? Yes you are. If you’ve been following the sperm tale there was: Confusing Conversations About Sperm Confusing Conversations About Sperm Continued… and a Bitch Session About Catholics and Crack Whores  Confirm That Sperm So, I take it back about the Catholics. Turns out […]

Confusing Conversations About Sperm

Could the “fertility” process be more ANNOYING? I thought I covered all of it in the 21 Reasons Why I Hate Everyone, but apparently it gets worse. Sperm It’s a simple process. It comes out. Collect it in a cup. Lab looks at it. They report it to doctor. Doctor says wow you got some […]

Surgery, Sperm and Safety

Pluck out the Polyp So it’s a date – surgery is scheduled Jan 21st. Should be an in-and-out procedure. We met with the doc on Monday and saw pictures of the little fucker. It’s in there alright. But get this, it might “take care of itself” by the time she gets a microscope up there. The plan […]