The Pros and Cons of Why Gambling Sucks Balls

  So that IUI was a no go. WTF.  I hate everyone. But I had ALL the Symptoms The thing that annoys the hell out of me is that I had ALL of the symptoms. Tired to the 100th degree. Sore boobs. Farting like a sick goat – OMG! Spacey. Horney. Strange food aversions. Could […]

Now We Wait…

Okay, so that little Clomid dose caused not one of my regular cycles, but FOUR eggs to show up. Party in the tubes. Shoot Yourself Up First The doctor looked at the ultrasound on Friday and told us to do the HCG shot Saturday night and come in Monday morning for the IUI. Fun. The […]

A Specialist Sees My Vagina

  After our first and unsuccessful IUI (without clomid) my husband and I were kinda done. We toasted to everything happens for a reason and had a party. BUT – we do want kids. We’re both highly nurturing, fun, and caring. We also saw that comedy Idiocracy (really a horror movie). You Have Been Warned: […]

Having an IUI and HCG Shot

OMG, IUI, HCG, WTH Look at what you get to learn about when you mention the word fertility. You don’t learn these terms unless you’re older, have had a miscarriage, or are actively trying to get pregnant and it doesn’t work. I was not worried about getting pregnant. We were pregnant already. Then we miscarried twins and […]

21 Reasons Why I Hate Everyone

I hate everyone. Wait, I mean I love everyone. Squish. But seriously, I want a bitch session. There are quite a few things to bitch about so I’m lumping them into one stream. About Mail | More Posts (41)