Stirring Up Trouble

A long time ago in a land far far away, me and my crew put together a comedy cooking show called Stirring Up Trouble.

And boy did it stir up trouble. I got in big time trouble with a few who freaked the fuck out, thinking it was soooo horrible that I talked about sex.

I even lost a very big speaking gig at a huge university because they said, “We hired you to talk about sexual violence against women, not this.” Duh, I wasn’t going to do my cooking show on stage. Plus, what’s the big deal? I can talk about violence against women, but I can’t talk about how to find your G-spot, demonstrated on a turkey? It was the Thanksgiving episode!

Jeez.

Take a pill, people.

And for God’s sake – eat well.